Seth
The most gay ass muthufycka you will ever stick your penis in. This half breed will give you genital herpes right after he rapes your pet chicken. His penis is something to brag about, he holds the world record for the smallest dick. It's so small that it's nonexistant, scientists all over the world can't figure it out. He will rape your eyes, not figuratively... he will literally stick his dick in your eye. Once I caught him fucking his clarinet. He never gets anything exact the special kids alaskan pipeline. He is the definition of cancer and gay love.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I mollywopped someone with it and it didn’t break. Nice

Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
As always, a great gift.
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