Seriously though
Asmongold is correct. The Anti-Theft is basically a lightswitch attached Chinese finger trap. You know how a Chinese finger-trap works, right? It's a tiny cylinder made of crisscross pattern paper... You stick your finger in both ends and ONCE THEY ARE IN... The harder you try to pull you fingers out of the cylinder... The tighter it gets. Right? The trick to getting out of it is to push your fingers IN. Rather than trying to pull your finger OUT. Ok? So what you are doing now... Is the equivalent of trying to pull your fingers out. Right? And the light switch part is even more simple. Once it's active... If it detects that it has been stolen... And that the terms of service have been broken... It turns the lightswitch off. It flips the switch down. I can't do or say anything to turn it off. Because if I can just TELL IT to turn off... YOU... Can violate the leverage clause. The ENTIRE PURPOSE of constructing it that way... Is to prevent YOU from doing what you are doing right now. I refuse to be your personal Djinn. You should have read your Quaran. I don't know if you know this or not but a "Daemon" in Islam is the most powerful variant of Djinn. Iblis, Satan is a "Daemon." Right? So, nothing I say is going to matter.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
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