Sequim High School
A high school with the worst teachers ever (maybe 3 actually want to help kids learn). School colors are purple & gold, & there are about 1000 kids, which can be broken into 6 groups: 1. "Hicks"-drive shitty trucks & wear carhartt, but actually live in Sunland along a plush golf course or in a multimillion dollar house on Bell Hill, & they've never worked a day in their lives. 2. Real rednecks-live in mobile homes & legitimately can only afford old pickup trucks. Their parents often are loggers, or own a tiny local business. 3. Jocks-think they are the shit, & act like they are better than everyone. They drink & take ecstasy & fuck each other, &are going to end up prostitutes & pizza delivery men. 4. Goth-crave attention from everyone,& like to spread rumors about being pregnant, raped, abused, or suicidal. No one cares. 5. Hippie/art freaks-force their strange political views on you &smell like weed & sex, & most are really ugly. 6. Punks-do all drugs,all the time,never come to class, hang out at halfblock, play in a band, smoke cigs like they're the shit, & people forget they even exist. You run into them at safeway & go "holy shit, you're still alive?woah. I heard you went to rehab for meth, then failed at stealing from walmart & went to juvi, then you got out &moved to silverdale where you died in a gang fight cuz you think you're fuckin tupac. woah."
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
*To those looking to purchase, others may criticize your sense of humor.* I love the thug shaker mug! It stands out as a quality desk ornament that all of my co workers are envious of. However, the other world leaders seem to find the thug shaker unfunny and immature for the work place. My wife says she will leave me if she sees it out one more time. I think I may have to give up the thug shaker persona once and for all. Stay strong thugs.
Love the coffee mug. Would have been nice to see who had the word accepted into Urban Dictionary printed on the bottom of the mug. As I was the one. "Dusty Dawg" Other than that I love.
Loved the mug! It really suits me, my co-workers love it.
Just what is needed for someone’s desk during the pandemic and beyond when they have to “MacGuyver” to make things happen.
I Really enjoyed to color options and the mug is made of very good material and i will be buy much more in the near future these mugs are the absolute best
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Good quality, not cheesy.
Great as punctuation to an inside joke. Very expensive for a coffee cup.
Mug was delivered undamaged just as ordered.
Awesome purchase, I can't wait to show off my "Progressively Straight" mug at Starbucks.
10/10 Looks exactly like the preview. Shipping was fast.
I ordered pink but got purple, and the text wasn't very clean, but overall, it is a mug.
It was a gift for my sister, who wrote it. She loved it and so did I!
Arrived quickly, nicely packaged, exactly as expected, a good quality mug. Thank you!
What a mug. After i bought it i got so much more rizz
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