Senjack Mug
Senjack is an overweight highschool student. He seems to love touching kids and will do whatever it takes to touch one. He is very violent and sexually violent. He is attracted to all sexes and will actively hunt down and sexually assault those who are even bigger than him. You can appease him by giving him praise. His belly is very floppy and fun to play with as it is very big and wobbly. He has 5000 hours on AFS on Roblox, which gives him the nickname of MichaelAFS. Roblox is his favourite game and he has played nothing but Roblox for the first 14 years of his life. He will stalk children on the Roblox platform and meet them in real life and do stuff stated in paragraph 1. If he sees his friends playing a game without him on Roblox he will join and use his hacks to stalk his prey at a distance before finally going in for the attack. He has a long history of his name as Senjack wasn't the first. His original name was Michael, however when discovered his Roblox name was MrSeniacjrjrjrjr he began to be referred to as Seniac. Due to to a misspelling he was then referred to as Senjac, and then for coolness sake the spelling was changed to Senjack. Eventually he will also obtain the name Senjab which is the Arabic word for squirrel. Other notable names include: VJ, Jab, Senjackson, Pufta, The King, and many more. Overall, Senjack is quite the specimen and is truly a kind among men. It is no reason he has grown many supporters throughout the years and continues to get more.
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This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
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awesome product!
This mug made me to from a Level 1 Crook to Level 100 Mafia Boss instantly. I ascended to the heavens above when it came to the door and God himself told me "your a boss now cuh" and i descended feeling very powerful. Next thing I knew everyone loved me. However 4/5 stars because now I have too many fans and one is holding me hostage.... help
The mug is awesome, the yellow color is great but green is also good, the scream mug is the best mug in my entyre live!!! I can't imagine my life without this mug, i cant stop buing it.... I have like 30 mugs every color in this site and also i'm ordered a new one, please help me.
It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
This mug made me horny.
looks perfect!!! we loved it
I ordered 4 of your mugs -- and have received 3; hopefully, the 4th is on its way! So far, I've received "fame," "620," and "$" ... only needing "hulo." ...It might be a matter of me being patient, that the 4th mug is on its way. However, the 3 received SO far are all EXCEPTIONAL, in every way!!! Mark Moilanen
I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
it's the best mug of the world !!!!!
wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
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