Selva
Selva is known to be the most sexiest woman alive. She can be described as a self-respected, strong female who has everything together. Boys tend to fall head over heels for Selva as she has the biggest dumpy a man could ever lay their eyes on. Selva has a god given gift to be able to read people for who they are so make sure to continuously give her the princess treatment or else she will vanish you her life and you will be left heartbroken. Selva is a badass, independent creature who doesn't need anyone but herself to be happy. When it comes to relationships, you will never have to question her love, she will be sure to make you the happiest man alive, make sure you stick with her because you will never find another Selva in your life ever again. Many females get threatened by her as she basically beats them in everything such as her ravishing features, her contagious laugh, and her ability to always get straight A's at school. She has the perkiest boobs, they just sit so pretty that many question if she has had a boob job.
The Urban Dictionary Mug

Just wish it could have had a little more of the text on the mug, but otherwise it's great. What a clever marketing idea to be able to get this on t-shirts and mugs.
I spent the money and directly sent this to be the pettest person ever to a person who was doing this to me. It was awesome
It’s a sturdy ceramic mug. A little pricey, IMO, but I really wanted this definition on a mug. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Just what is needed for someone’s desk during the pandemic and beyond when they have to “MacGuyver” to make things happen.
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