'Second Beer Pool Master' Theory
Second Beer Pool Master is the phenomenon observed at a pool table after the subject has consumed a select quantity of a brewed alcoholic beverage. Extensive studies have shown that although consumption of a second brewed beverage within a short time period has the ability to improve pool skills, a third appears to initiate the numbing process of the the brain dedicated towards being a Pool Master. The skill level of a pool player can be determined by the following process: where(player.Environment = "Pool Table") { set skillLevel.value to 1 ///out of 10 beersConsumed = 0 foreach(beer as consumed) { beersConsumedNow = beersConsumed + 1 } if(beersConsumedNow < 1) { set skillLevel.value to 2 } elsif(beersConsumedNow = 2) { set skillLevel.value to 9.5 set player.label to 'Legend' set hotGirls.affinity to 182% } elsif(beersConsumedNow >2) { foreach(countOf(beersConsumedNow)) { set skillLevel.value to (history.skillLevel - (beersConsumedNow/10)) } } }
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
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Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!
Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.
High quality finish
I just love mugs
balls
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gave it to my mom, she was proud. (shes dead)
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