SCUF
S.C.U.F. is an acronym For Spontaneous Catastrophic Unit Failure. SCUF is a term that describes erictile disfunction in the moment of passion... Right when she wants it the most it fails him. similar to coke dick, or whiskey dick but with far broader situational applications. Some of the most common forms of SCUFing are as follows: 1. Drug induced SCUFing or D.I.S. (includes coke, whiskey, etc.) is when do to biochemical reaction the cock won't swell to usable capacity. 2. Precarious mind SCUF or P.M.S. This is a guy who is overwhelmed by insecurities. he is affraid to preform, feels inadequate, he's a Simp and can never have sex like a man. 3. Female induced PMS: this is when a woman causes insecurity so intense that dudes package just hides. ( of course he is always partly at fault cause my dick for example don't give a fuck what she says, it just likes to hear her cum voice...
The Urban Dictionary Mug

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