SCP
SCP stands for Secure Contain Protect. It is a secret global organization that deals with anomalous entities and anomalies ranging from creatures that can roam around freely without causing any harm, to world ending, reality bending monstrosities. SCPs are classified into 5 distinct categories - Safe, Euclid, Thaumiel, Keter and Apollyon. The box metaphor can be used to describe these classes - *You put an SCP in a box and leave it for a couple of minutes. If you come back to see no change at all, it's classified Safe. If you're not sure what happened, it's classified Euclid. If the SCP is the box, it's classified Thaumiel. If you come back and all hell breaks lose, it's classified Keter. If there is no box and you should run as if your life depended on it, it's classified Apollyon.* There are fucking thousands of these creatures and there's no telling when one of these fuckers will escape (breach containment) and cause an XK-Class end-of-the-world scenario or ZK-Class reality-failure scenario or some other world ending apocalypse.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
The coffee mug looks great and always draws comments from those seeing the first time.
perfect for when im expressing myself <3
The most coolest I own!
Cole m's girlfriend loved this mug we have an uncontrollable love for eachother
Easy to order and packaged well!!
It's an amazing product!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
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