Scottish
Peculiar sub-species of Homo Sapiens, known for its ugliness and garolousness. The typical Scottish 'person' will exhibit excessive amounts of freckles, hair ranging from dark ginger to fair ginger and display a penchant for wearing either a woolen skirt with no underwear to show off their non-existent bollocks or (lately) shiny designer sportswear bought on the cheap from the back of a van. The last point is pertinent as this species is renowned for its tightness- although one can assume that it is neccessary if one is to spend all their money on cheap booze. Apart from this, they exhibit a preference for eating sheeps intestines with a side order of chips with salt and vinegar-oops, my bad- salt with chips and vinegar. This can be substituted with anything deep fried, such as mars bars and bannanas. Their means of communication is by manipulating vocal chords with phlegm and some form of internal biological sandpaper to produce a harsh sound that can best be described as magpie meets jackhammer. Their musical tastes are similiarly harsh and extended exposure would cause most normal humans to have a brain hammeorage. If one is spotted on the street, it is advisable to keep one distance as the creature is a) inebriated+on heroin and b) suffering from a massive inferiority complex bought about by its crudeness and lack of social skills, which causes extreme xenophobia and the likelihood of ass-raping any species not of its own genre.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Got this mug for my daughter and she was taken a back. I explained to her why it was funny, but she didn't seem to understand. Its been a few days since my daughter has talked to me. I'm positive she loves it! I'm hoping to hear from her soon :)
Arrived before my daughter’s birthday, which was good. Not chipped or cracked, so that was good, too. Ichabod Crane looked good on the ferra color.
Looks great. Made a cool gift. Quick shipping!
It holds liquid, very good
I use it to catch my cum
the mug is really durable, my parents beat me with it and it doesnt break
Love this mug, I like to use it to defecate in which I then feed to my family. 5 stars.
Quick shipping and awesome hysterical product!
I fucked with it for months before i finally ate it.
Great mug! Got a homo mug for a friend's birthday and he adored it. :)
love it
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The thing is amazing. Also everything on the back is true!
Professor - I am loving this ....not all professors are blasted toward intellectualism. I believe smart comes in all different sizes, color, beauty, and personality. I will use this coffee cup proudly. Loving it in Denver. Jax
It was great! Very hard to break and easy to hold! Also very cute
I sent my friend the Wordle URL for her to enjoy. She did her first Wordle and got so excited, she sent me a text including the answer she got. This showed at the top of my screen and I read it - there was no way to un-read it so I was ... wordlefucked for the day!
Solid mug. Funny design. Fair price
My dad hits me with his mug. It's very very durable
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