Scott
Dear Scott, To start things off, I have NO clue what I did to make you pissed off at me. Do I really cause drama??? I don't think so!!! |-(. Wanna know what I DO think? I think you're a duche bag with a CAPITAL D. You're a 2 face jerk that doesn't know how to act with ANYBODY. Mostly girls. What's with you leading me on then telling me I can't talk to you anymore?! HMMM??!!(think)!?! WTF?!(what the fairy) Yea, I'm kind of glad you told me not to talk to you because THEN I'd just be getting more SUCKED into your little games. Wanna know what else? I always thought you were NEVER as attractive as that other boy (I ALWAYS liked him better than you. Low life). Yeah, sure I liked the sweet nothings you texted me late at night, but your butt face will NEVER be as hot as the other boys. OR AS NICE AS HIM. Be jealous PS. I would cuss you out if I wanted. But then you'd proabbly send out some CRAZED rumor and make eveybody turn on me. I do not hate you, I am just very hurt by your actions. As friends, I don't understand WHY you told me, "I think we should take a break from talking to eachother...forever." That hurt. I thought we were friends. I guess not. See you around. ~Gloria Banker
The Urban Dictionary Mug

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I had it drop-shipped and the recipient was very pleased. Thank you for the quick service and handling.
The coffee mug looks great and always draws comments from those seeing the first time.
perfect for when im expressing myself <3
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Cole m's girlfriend loved this mug we have an uncontrollable love for eachother

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It's an amazing product!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
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Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
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Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
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