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the hell hole ppl call school is a meaning less use of ones time. once u learn sumthing u never see it again. the ppl that run these things actually think we are gonna be rocket scientists or walk around tryna spell big azz words like antidisestablishmentarianism<--- PLZ TELL ME WUT THA FUCK THIZ SHIT IZ (i can't even spell it right) and i bet if u go up to any adult in the steet or sumthin and ask them to solve-->7a + 29b - q/a.....they will look at u like u CRAAAZY...the really SMART ppl will have a damn calculator. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ then there are those few hell holes that make u wear dress code... last time i checked we had freedom of choise...and i choose to wear whuteva the fuck i want, but noooooooooo....they don took that away too...now we can't express our selves... to me that is real wrong...talkin bout we gon distract folks...man FUCK that SHIT...if u was seriously tryna learn sumthin u will find a way 2 NOT be distracted think about it! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ now tha faculty must have don lost they minds!all they do is worry bout the lil black kids and wut they do! (how bout one of my friends got I.S.S for chewing gum!...wut tha hell?) they try to teach us shit we already kno like drugs and sex...if they ONLY knew how much we know bout that...WUT IZ THA POINT???!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ AND p.e they make us run and run and run EARLY in tha mornin when folks STILL tryna get the crust out they eyes...then teachers wanna trun around and ask us why we not doin our work and shit....cause we TIRED. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ just because they wanna get up at 5:00 and 6:00 in the mornin why do we??? wut iz the rush, all we gon do is fall asleep again. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ so all in all school is somethin ur parents think will actually teach u sumthin(usefull)...but it usually don't! but the few good teachers teach u sumthin u can actually count on to help u survive in tha world
The Urban Dictionary Mug
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
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