school
the hell hole ppl call school is a meaning less use of ones time. once u learn sumthing u never see it again. the ppl that run these things actually think we are gonna be rocket scientists or walk around tryna spell big azz words like antidisestablishmentarianism<--- PLZ TELL ME WUT THA FUCK THIZ SHIT IZ (i can't even spell it right) and i bet if u go up to any adult in the steet or sumthin and ask them to solve-->7a + 29b - q/a.....they will look at u like u CRAAAZY...the really SMART ppl will have a damn calculator. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ then there are those few hell holes that make u wear dress code... last time i checked we had freedom of choise...and i choose to wear whuteva the fuck i want, but noooooooooo....they don took that away too...now we can't express our selves... to me that is real wrong...talkin bout we gon distract folks...man FUCK that SHIT...if u was seriously tryna learn sumthin u will find a way 2 NOT be distracted think about it! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ now tha faculty must have don lost they minds!all they do is worry bout the lil black kids and wut they do! (how bout one of my friends got I.S.S for chewing gum!...wut tha hell?) they try to teach us shit we already kno like drugs and sex...if they ONLY knew how much we know bout that...WUT IZ THA POINT???!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ AND p.e they make us run and run and run EARLY in tha mornin when folks STILL tryna get the crust out they eyes...then teachers wanna trun around and ask us why we not doin our work and shit....cause we TIRED. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ just because they wanna get up at 5:00 and 6:00 in the mornin why do we??? wut iz the rush, all we gon do is fall asleep again. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ so all in all school is somethin ur parents think will actually teach u sumthin(usefull)...but it usually don't! but the few good teachers teach u sumthin u can actually count on to help u survive in tha world
The Urban Dictionary Mug

This was a phrase my husband and I made up even we first started dating. We laughed so hard while submitting it. The mug is perfect!
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday

it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars
Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
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