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A complete and utter waste of precious childhood. You wake up at six in the morning to go to a building which resembles a federal prison. There, you go from class to class, repeating the same thing over and over every day. You get obsolete, inconsequential bullshit shoved down your throat by people who are only there for the money and time off. Then, you get tested on this bullshit, and if you fail because you don't understand, then that's too bad, which totally defeats the purpose of learning anyways. Meanwhile, you are forced to interact with mindless clone bot teenagers who only care about drugs, sex, and the mall. And if that's not enough, they send you away with more bullshit, also known as homework, to do during your only free time at home when you could be pursuing your own interests that might at some point be relevant to the life you want to lead instead of the one the fucking government chooses for you. In the future, you will never need to know quadratic formulas and geometry unless you plan on becoming a mathematician. To sum it all up, school is a big competition to weed out the "smartest" people who the government hopes will one day take reign over their cesspool of fucking moronic imbeciles which is leading our country to hell. Our only hope is that one day someone who can see through this will break free from this penitentiary and make some much needed reforms.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
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What a mug. After i bought it i got so much more rizz

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Fast service. Precisely what I ordered.

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My son wanted this mug. I highly recommend ordering from this site. Easy to order, pay, and track. Mug arrived without issue and is perfect!

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The mug is great! I use it every morning for my coffee.

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The coffee mug looks great and always draws comments from others.

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FUCKING BEST CUP EVER NGL

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Loiks great

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I had it drop-shipped and the recipient was very pleased. Thank you for the quick service and handling.

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The coffee mug looks great and always draws comments from those seeing the first time.

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perfect for when im expressing myself <3

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The most coolest I own!

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Cole m's girlfriend loved this mug we have an uncontrollable love for eachother

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Easy to order and packaged well!!

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It's an amazing product!

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The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you

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Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!

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So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.

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got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!

BB C.Jan 4

The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️

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