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Place where you spend 18 years(9 months a year,4 weeks a month,5 days a week,7-9 hours a day)preparing for ''life'' and the ''real world''.They teach that the only life there is: -Elementary School:True School. Teaches you basic math, how 2 read, how 2 write(Lang Arts), and real survival skills. They tell you that you can accomplish anything as long as you believe. Also where you make most of your life friends. Tips For Survival: Good Times. Please cherish them. =Middle School:The Crusher. This is where the shit piles up. They add letters in your math and teach you completly useless stuff like a2+b2=c2.WTF.Reading stays basically except now you hate it because they make you read the same crap over and over and if you have math before it it feels like you already had reading class! Language arts turns to english and all of a sudden ''everything you learned in elementary is a bunch of shit'',says the teacher. They teach you how to write sentences and how to catch a readers atenntion. You'll probaly need this because the subjects they make you write about are so boring that who'd read them anyways? All your friends abandon you and join cliques or vice versa. Almost everyone around you is a fucking asshole, prick, emo, homosexual, slut, wannabe funny guy, anime freak, wigger, or scene poser. Those who arent are the gradeworms and the normal people like you.All of your hopes and dreams you had in elementary school are destroyed around you by teachers and students alike.If your lucky you might have a few friends or even a girl/boy friend(most likely your first or if not a real one) who will eventually dump you and crush you soul further.but youll get over. a lie they tell you is that if you dont go you WILL work at a fast food restraunt, such as mcdonalds( which is apparently a horrible hell for stupid dropout teenagers with delicious mcgridles and hamburgers.the main point of this is to lower your self esteem(possibly to emo levels)and make you realize that there is no god in school and how cold the world is. Tips:Don't Speak. Don't make friends, let them want to be your friend.Have a iPod or gameboy: anything to keep you from losing your mind. dont join cliques.try to listen to some of the boring crap your teacher is saying so when a ''important test' comes you wont fail and spend another horrible year in hell. ~High School:Middle School Times Ten.Try To apply what youve learned in middle school. Trust no one. Repeat through this through all grades and you might just survive. some of your elemntary friends might come back to you.play your cards right and it could be somthing like elementary schoolbut with a mix of middle school.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

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looks exactly as I expected -- nicely packaged, also quick service~!

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Caring about humanity Those are some pretty bold claims about a mug God. Given your conviction though and the importance second chances (my understanding is that blaspheme can only be committed against God and not a man...don't conflate the two), I'm thinking I'd like to buy one. It's nice to think a pretty simple mug can save a little humanity. I'm just wondering though...if you've ordered lots of mugs (and I reckon you might of) and you've only just seen this one mug...how do you know its going to be a mug that can replace the holy grail? Maybe the mug is really just a simple mug looking for somebody to use it.

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Absolutely loved the mug, but it has scratches on it. Regardless, I would order it again!

Nicole G.Oct 9
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once i was seven years old and my mama told me "go make yourself some friends or you'll be lonely", so I bought this mug after 9 years to gain friends because i don't have any.

Joe R.Oct 8

Loved the mug. Took it with me on my truck drive

Richard Oct 8

I wasn't sure if the wording was going to be on the back, but it was, so I am very pleased. Thank you.

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i was alone but when since i did buy dis brekind badd muggg my life change very much????

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it was great quality, it was superb and i dropped it once, it did not break, highly reccomend

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I was walking to my annual palate's class and some asked me “what colors your Bugatti” I looked this up in confusion and came across this wonderful mug🥰. Best decision I’ve made since divorcing my husband Harold. I now have a black Bugatti.

Harold J.Oct 4

its been a hard year for a lot of us with covid and divorces and honestly its just been a lot for me. I recently went through a breakup with Greyson and i was looking for a gift to get myelf to cheer me up. Thats when i stumbled on this beauty. Its sleek and modern design is just fabulous. It just what I needed to get through the year. Thank you James!!!

Halle T.Oct 3

After my divorce i hardly found anything to get me through the day. I was looking to buy some used socks on the internet for the thrill but i bumped into a website made my young adults. I had such a hard time understanding their slang that I almost busted into tears. In the hopes of not being scammed, I decided to Google every single word that I couldn’t quite put my finger on. After surfing through urban dictionary, it didn’t take long enough for me to fall in love with the entire concept and spend more than 90% of my day-to-day life on the website. From dirty words to actual explanations urban dictionary, made me complete and almost made me forget about my divorce. Fuck you, Susan, urban dictionary took your place. Suck on my educated toes. I bet you don’t know what a reckwhore means. LG Benjamin 10/10

Benjamin C.Oct 2

LOVE THE MUG MY ONLY COMPLAINT IS THERE IS A TYPO ON IT . IT SAYS ...An insult hurled at a fat "dunk" woman by a redneck drunk man on an episode of Jail. SHOULDNT IT SAY.........An insult hurled at a fat "drunk" woman by a redneck drunk man on an episode of Jail. ??

ellyn G.Sep 30
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I use it every morning. It's my favorite.

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Bought this for my boss and now I'm part of the unemployment statistic, cool mug tho!

Fuck N.Sep 29

Cute, simple, as advertised.

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My great great great great great uncle’s dog’s daughter’s owner’s sister loved this mug. Must recomend!!!

Dhar M.Sep 26

Got this for my dog

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As a Jolology major, I love my new mug!

Joy B.Sep 25
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It was for a friends 70th b-day. When we order it, it was going to come 2 day after the party. But we were so excited it came 3 days before his party. It was a big hit. Thank you.

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