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A place that people hate. For these reasons... 1)Teachers. I had one math teacher that was the worst teacher that I had ever had. She didn't know how to teach.How she taught was she gave the question,then gave the answer,then gave us homework. She expects us to learn and get an A. 2)Homework. Why do we need to review what we learned in class is we will forget it. Last year I was very lucky because really only 1 of my teachers gave out homework,and it was the math teacher. 3)Grades. I really wish that the students could grade teachers on how good of a teacher they are. Anyway the cruch the hearts of students, and now the get grounded. Thus grade are evil, and crappy things. 4)Dress codes or uniforms. I hate dress code, and uniforms. Thankfully the only time I have only had to wear uniforms was for half the year in the first grade. At my school the dress code isn't all the strict. Yet everyone complains about them. Well I always find my way around it. If one of my last year teachers except Mr. D found you breaking the rule that will be lunch detention for you. Even some of my teachers break the dress code and don't do anything. 5)It so fuckin early. Mine start at 8'oclock, but the bus comes around 7, and I wake up at 6. No one like to wake up early. Why do they do it...Because they want us to be smart and all that crap. 6)It's so boring. All we do is talk ,read, and work. Where's the fun in that? Trust me I'm soo glad when we watch a movie or something. 7)Popularity and groups. Now popular people make fun of you in every single way. Some of this stuff can lead to suicide. And they're like aww how sad I wonder why s/he did it. And the group like goth,prep,punk,jocks,metalheads,ect. Now at my school if you wear alot of black your a goth. If you like green day you're punk, and green day isn't punk.I could give a bunch of other examples, but I'm lazy. 8)They theach you useless stuff. Now there are soooooo many other examples. Now I'm only in middle school. Starting in at the next school year I will be in the 8th grade. I'm so scared of high school. Thus SCHOOL SUCKS.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

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This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!

kill m.Jun 26

This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled

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Smaller than I expected for the price.

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i use my mug for sperm donation

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10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?

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Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌

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My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.

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it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy

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I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one

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The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.

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It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase

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