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The absolute last place you want to go to every day for several reasons: 1.) You have to get up at nearly 5-6 in the morning if you want to prepare for school, which is rediculous since they could just as easily make school start later, but make it start early then say "Just go to bed earlier" Sorry, but I just can't go to sleep at 7 at night becuase that is just fuckin' retarded 2.) You are graded in your classes. That's strange, I thought the only one that could judge me is God, but I guess the teachers are god now. Do they relize how it makes a child feel when they get an F? They feel like a dumbass which is how they will continue to fell throughout life. Yet another way to avoid this: No Grades at all. This way you could, I don't know, teach the child WITHOUT judging them and praticly calling them a retard? 3.) It lasts ridiculisly long. I didn't know I needed 6-7 hours of reviewing things I had already learned before in school, I mean, I'd think 3 hours would be enough to review considering 70% of the time your talking, waiting for instructions, moving in between classes, or not paying attention. 4.) It is very boring. Half the time were stuck reading a chapter of a text book we already learned about and the other half the teacher is talking about stuff we already learned about. Don't believe me that it's boring? The people in my school nearly fuckin' jump for joy when we watch a movie, regardless of what it's about. It could be a movie about triangles for all we care, at least it's something different from our usual rutine of the text books and the lecturing 5.) School teaches you that money is the reason to live. "You have to graduate High School to get a good job" they say when your in High School then when you graduate they say "We were kidding about that other thing, you need to graduate college to get a good job" Fuck that! I'd rather work at an McDonelds with friends then work at a labratory with no friends. Happiness is the reason to live life and money does not equal happiness, some will say it does but it dosn't. 6.) School teaches you to care what people think. Throughout everyone's hate of school the students feel they need to get devided into groups and hate on the people who are "not cool" therfour, School encourages hate, and hate encourages more hate. I mean, school is the cause of many suicides and murders (Usually in the ghetto) because of how unfair and horrible school is. 7.) The Teachers are cruel. Some of these teachers molesting children, that's pretty fucked up. 8.) Homework. I don't get it, we have to spend 7 hours in a place that we hate where we review, review, review then when we get home all of a sudden we have to review MORE!? I mean why the fuck can't relax for a second during the 9 MONTHS during school! Even during the weekends we have homework! What's the point!? 9.) It's repetitive, horrible, prison that no matter how horrible it is to socity (I'm talking about Middle and High scholl BTW) it will never get removed or changed because the people in the governmant fail to see how much it hurts the students

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
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My brother is a marathon runner, but he’s British. Instead of drinking water from a bottle like a sane person, he uses this to drink his black tea during runs. Now I can die in peace knowing he’s drinking from a mug with the definition of the word “objectumsexual” for some reason.

Harry B.Jun 30

Bought this without checking the back for my 12 year old cousin's birthday who adores trains! He's a lil autistic. I thought to 'run a train' meant to work on it and keep it running, much like my cousin is always talking about how he wants to drive a train. I was distraught to hear him turn over the mug on his bday in front of his two very strict puritan parents. My auntie and uncle are threatening to put me on a list now and threatening to sue me for defamation or some shit idk i didnt go to law school cus im not a nerd lols. (unlike them who both went to university) i got a kick ass job as a bouncer for an under 18s club - youd be surprised how big 12 year olds get- but they are just stupid. im worried i might get fired if this leaks.) Thanks a bunch! (sarcasn) - im feeling p down atm, if anyone could cheer me up, my number is 0800 1111, if anyone wants to do whats on the mug LOL (serious). btw, i kept the mug for myself since i found it decently adequate and quite tasteful. /srs

roserie m.Jun 30

Thanks guys, I knew I was hot but not *that* hot

Hamza L.Jun 30

Great way to wake up and clear your head every morning with the reminder of the day you woke up dumb enough to spend $32.95 for a basic coffee mug

Sacrewd B.Jun 30

Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.

Death Z.Jun 29

I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.

Hugh J.Jun 29

I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you

iygugkuy j.Jun 29

my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.

Annabelle S.Jun 28

it was great 💀

💀 �.Jun 28

Gave it to my girl, she loved it.

Stephen S.Jun 28

Best mug I have ever had

Bob B.Jun 28

love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!

michael m.Jun 27

WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY

Jenny P.Jun 27

WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!

Jenny P.Jun 27

I got morb’d

Morbiu S.Jun 27

This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!

kill m.Jun 26

This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled

Doop S.Jun 26
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Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!

Fay D.Jun 25
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Smaller than I expected for the price.

Susan .Jun 25
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i use my mug for sperm donation

QuandaleJun 24

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