School
An amazing place everyone seems to hate. But school is the place where they taught you about free speech, and also stopped you from using it against their school. The place where you spend over 50 hours a week to lean about how a bunch of people headed their sheep a few thousand years ago instead of learning about the stock market. The place that never taught you about rules because then you would know beating kids is a crime. Dad: Hey jimmy, I am going to send you to this place for 18 years from now on, they will teach you a bunch of stuff. Jimmy: That will help me, right? Principal: Oh, no, not at all. Jimmy: What? Dad: What will you do if a kid is bad? Principal: Oh, we will lock them in a room for 2 hours and let them do nothing at all. Jimmy: What will you do if someone hurts me? Principal: Oh, we are allowed to hurt you and we will do that a lot. Dad: Is that legal? Principal: I don't know *Shrugs* Dad: Fair enough. Jimmy: What will you do if a kid gets depressed? Principal: Oh, we will blame it on someone or something else. Jimmy: Will the teachers be nice? Principal: If they are, we will fire them. Also they will be underpaid. DAD: YOU WANT ME TO my kid to a place with hundreds of more kids with a high chance of bullied and depressed with no support and where you won't even help them and instead take money from me? Principal: Hey, we will give you a paper with "Jimmy Passed" on it too Dad: Deal. Jimmy: What?
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Sent a mug with DABNABIT printed on it to my Grandaughter for her birthday! She absolutely was thrilled with it! This is a saying I’ve used over the years a lot & we’ve always laughed about it! Ordered myself one too!!
My friend loves his gift coffee mug!
Loved it!
I am so thrilled that I found a mug with the exact sentiments I was looking for. This will be great in the future for birthday and xmas gifts.
The custom word and design came out perfectly, and my girlfriend absolutely adored the mug; I'll absolutely consider more custom-printed cups for birthdays and other occasions in the future.
lmao n. definitely buy a sex mug
it was great 💀
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
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The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Love it . Its me down to a T
It was a good gift
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
My daughter is a Seinfeld afficianato. She was pleasantly surprised when she opened the package with her Penske File mug. It has the definition of Penske File from the Urban dictionary. Totally worth the price!
I bought two mugs as gifts for coworkers and they were very pleased. The print was clear and concise. Hopefully they last a long time.
Just what I expected! Thank you!
It's perfect!! Thank you!
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