School
Normally, people spend most of their childhood in a prison called school. As your annoying alarm clock starts ringing, you slap it to shut it down and then that's when you realize it- the break is over. You reluctantly pick yourself up drag yourself to school. When you get there, you stare endlessly at the towering building, wishing for a snow day so you don't have to go to school. As the bell rings, all your fellow prisoners go with you inside the school. You then sit down in your homeroom, where the warden makes sure everyone is present. As the warden, also known as a teacher, calls your friend's name and no one responds, it is clear he has escaped. The teacher calls the principal, who calls your friend's parents, who tells them he is sick. You sigh as you place your forehead on your desk.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
This is SO cool. Morning coffee will always memorialize my new addition to the English lexicon.

Too inappropriate
Item came at appropriate time in good condition.
epic
Got exactly what I wanted. Very happy with my mug.
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
i am literally shitting literal bricks please help my asshole is on fire
Looked great, came earlier than expected, and in perfect condition!
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
Ur momgay Very cool it is. mmmmmh very much I like.
Every Aspect of my Order (as First-Time customer) was actually very good, nice. .I ordered a white drinking mug with a Red background with text. would recommend this Site again.
so cool! u can make sarcastic stuff too. i put: sarcasm: being an absolute asshole
Like the mug for my daughter, but didn’t notice that I had color choices when checking out. The yellow was pre-set so I got that color. Would much rather have selected a different color.
Cute, well-made mug! Exactly like the photo. I can't wait to give this as a gift this Christmas!
The description of a person by their names is the realest I’ve ever come across
Mug looks great and everything is spelled correctly.
I love my mug! 💘

the photo is all you need to know.
It’s pretty damn cool
It was a really good hoe mug!!!!!
Review Details
Pro Customization
Create unique products with your own words and definitions
Live Preview
Personalize Your Design
Debug: Product Metadata
| Key | Value (click to copy) |
|---|---|
Copied! | copiedKey = null, 1500);
"> |
Return Policy
Made Just For You
Each product is custom-printed with your unique text, making it truly one-of-a-kind.
Defect-Free Guarantee
If your product arrives with printing defects, damage, or quality issues, we'll send you a free replacement.
Custom Orders
Due to the personalized nature of your order, we don't accept returns for change of mind or sizing issues.
Questions about your order? Contact our support team for assistance.