School
School aka A 14 year jail sentence to hell where instead of what you think the devil looks like they dress up in skirt and suits and wear glasses because they canât see and there like 70 and where the dress code makes no sense you can go to school in shorts that show of your whole leg BUT is you wear ripped jean dress coded that shit donât Evan make no fucking sense I swear and donât Evan get me on English teachers bruh why yâall so mean like calling everyone out just being haters you know then them dam math teacher love my math teacher but that homework tho man stop I donât have time for that I got shit to do and then the dam Spanish teacher âcan I use the bathroomâ Spanish teacher âsay it in Spanishâ like I just going to pee myself then and then the mother fucking gym teacher you have to run a mile and you turn around and your gym teacher like stuffing cheese burgers in his face and like 300 pounds tell you to run a mile like I bet you canât Evan walk to the bathroom ok anyway school just sucks ok Itâs hell you ether call it hell or school no in between ok you canât do shit and teacher hate there like to so they make yours suck too anyway good like on that math test đ
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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