School
School is a place where the brilliant and creative people come to GET THEIR DREAMS TAKEN AWAY FOREVER. School is a prison that you are FORCED to go to whether you like it or not. They shove useless knowledge down your throat and continue doing that for 7 hours straight until you are basically brain dead. And if that's not enough, they send you home (where you are SUPPOSED to be free and have some break time from the day) with a ABSOLUTE USELESS PIECE OF $#!% called homework. That is supposed to be the time where you can be free and indulge in your interests. But NOOOOOOOOO here you are, you have no energy, no brain power AND YOU HAVE A CRAP TON OF USELESS PIECES OF BULL$#!% PAPER IN FRONT OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. And here is the best part, if you don't get it done, YOU GET A FREAKING DETENTION, I mean isn't that just sad. And plus, the teachers can do WHATEVER the crap they want while us students are tired and want to leave this federal prison of an education system. I just want someone to see what us students are going through and put an end to this MADNESS. And one more thing, it makes me sick the fact that you have to ASK the teacher to do something YOU SHOULD HAVE THE FREEDOM TO DO, and that is to just simply use the bathroom
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
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