School
School is an institution that is supposed to "educate" children, but only brainwashes, and makes children judge themselves off of how well they can do a test on something that they will never use in life. School makes "goldfish judge themselves on their ability to climb a tree". School also violates basic human rights. It violates a student's right to their health and happiness. They make pubescent children and teenagers get up at 5:00 AM, while common knowledge is that sleep deprivation completely rids a person of their mental health. This also rids a person of their happiness, for obvious reasons. No one likes to be woken up when they do not want to. We all end up forgetting all of these useless facts that will somehow help us pursue our jobs. No one will use the quadratic formula in making art. No one will care about what kind of script the Sumerians used when they would be out there designing architecture. Schools suppress students' potentials. They snuff out their dreams. School is a "one size fits all" institution. It treats everyone as if they are the same people, with the same personalities, with the same backgrounds, with the same mind. School has not changed very much, if not at all. School was just there to prepare future factory workers. In the end, school is a horrid place that should not even exist anywhere. In a sense, school is a crime against humanity.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!

The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
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I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant

Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
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