School
A form of the government brainwashing children into learning useless info, and to show us how america is the greatest thing in life. The teachers are usually middle aged people who had no other choice, or old ass people who are nice. Next time you see that teacher walking down the hall way, tell them thanks. They get paid a small amount and do the same stuff over and over until retirment. Anyways, School is forced, so dont skip for more than 10 days. I was counted truant for missing 8 days. I begged them to fix it but NOPE! Anyways, it was solved:) So dont think about missing. School means other kids are there, so that means friends. But there are people who have something going on to the point where they just HAVE to bully you. Most kids are up for new friends, but some arent. Girls. scary. boys. Nasty. which are both good, just be carefull around girls lol. AND HO DEE HO DEE HOOO, YOU CANT USE LOL IN AN ESSAY, FUCK ME speaking of essays, you should invest your money into a fake hand, your real ones gonna fall off sooner or later. and btw, dont walk into the middle school bathrooms during 5&6th period, because that "random condom" you saw in the trash was really a smuggle job. and oh yeah, that means kids fuck eachother. Well, they put it on and just kiss. yup. Well atleast in MY old middle school they did.
The Urban Dictionary Mug

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
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