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1.) Public ~: a failed socialist experiment of the 18th and 19th century. This is either where: Douchebag liberals in button-down shirts go to congregate and smoke pot, Douchebag republicans go to complain about the liberals and have sex in the bathrooms Douchebag athiests go to complain about saying the 'Pledge' Douchebag 'anal' christians go to complain about not having to say the 'Pledge' Douchebag libertarians go to think of new things to complain about, especially ~, and post it on a dictionary when they get home Douchebag adults to stupid or niave to get a good job go to enforce their values on students Douchebag social rejects go to improve their aim Poor children go because their parents cannot educate them at home or send them to private school Smart children are so bored waiting for their dimmer brethern to catch up that they finally give up and drop out In the Ghetto, where black children go to be tortured or shot 2.)Eastern ~: Where the asian children go and learn to make far superior products to those educated in Public ~ 3.)Home ~: The place where all succesful adults were educated as children 4.)Private ~: A more cost-effecient Public ~ for pompous douchebags
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
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