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Scenes are emos who hate being called emos. They claim that nobody understands them. But, they are usually basic white girls who pretend to like shitty music. Symptoms: ~Enjoying EMO bands such as Pierce the Veil, Sleeping with Sirens, Black Veils Brides -- but claim they enjoy good bands such as Green Day, AC/DC, Nirvana and Guns and Roses ~Put A's and W's where they do not belong (ex. Rawr, Gawd, Lawlz) ~Put x's where they do not belong (ex. sux) ~Frizzy, damaged hair that only looks good in pictures. Feels like hay and feels like wet paper when cut. Losers may attempt and fail, getting ragged and white trash hair. ~Ripping their clothes ~No authentic style, may look to superior people for ideas ~Claim they are depressed and don't wish to talk about it, but post pictures (usually on tumblr) about their cuts and their little imperfections ~In person, they are fake and disgusting and smell like generic perfume and money ~They tend to be privileged (rich out the ass) white girls who are unpopular ~Gain popularity by loosing IQ ~"Develop" a mental disorder when they are completely healthy ~Selfish ~Misuse internet memes ~Instead of facing life, they give their energy to sulking ~Uses eyeliner for eye shadow ~Will threaten to kill themselves, but are cowards
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Love it! It is my favorite mug. Easy to hold because of its shape and weight. Now my go-to mug.
My wife is truly beautiful and this cup was perfect for her.
Awesome mugs! My GF laughed her ass off, lol!!!
t-this mug changed my life. At first i was a loner but then i bought this mug and i became HIM. I thank this mug everyday for its blessings
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
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