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Boys and girls who call themselves gay or bi, have long hair and make it nappy as hell with their "hxc hurspray" and wear tacky ass clothes with their "H4RDC0R3" brass knuckle necklaces that match their shiny pierced up face, claiming to love some sort of cartoon character they don't even know of, and steal their little sisters clothing. They still go on myspace using "Sally Suicide", "Jay Hollyw00d", or sometimes even "xRazorxxRachealx" or something else stupid as their names with pictures overcaked with photoshop and makeup at strangle angles. They also like to type like they're in 2nd grade or something because its just "HXC && $C3N3 && D1FF3RNT~~" but sometimes because they're cooler and more ~~$c3n3~~ then everyone else they use proper grammar and just say "fuck" a lot. They claim to all be different when they're just all trying to fit in by dressing like a five yearold and blind person picking out clothes. They say it's not a phase but it is and they'll look back thinking "what the fuck? I typed and dressed like that? I THOUGHT I WAS SEXY, AND AWESOME AND COOL?! Why was I like this?! Why did my mom let me out of the house like that?! I WANT TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF." It's just a painful part of life.