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Boys and girls who call themselves gay or bi, have long hair and make it nappy as hell with their "hxc hurspray" and wear tacky ass clothes with their "H4RDC0R3" brass knuckle necklaces that match their shiny pierced up face, claiming to love some sort of cartoon character they don't even know of, and steal their little sisters clothing. They still go on myspace using "Sally Suicide", "Jay Hollyw00d", or sometimes even "xRazorxxRachealx" or something else stupid as their names with pictures overcaked with photoshop and makeup at strangle angles. They also like to type like they're in 2nd grade or something because its just "HXC && $C3N3 && D1FF3RNT~~" but sometimes because they're cooler and more ~~$c3n3~~ then everyone else they use proper grammar and just say "fuck" a lot. They claim to all be different when they're just all trying to fit in by dressing like a five yearold and blind person picking out clothes. They say it's not a phase but it is and they'll look back thinking "what the fuck? I typed and dressed like that? I THOUGHT I WAS SEXY, AND AWESOME AND COOL?! Why was I like this?! Why did my mom let me out of the house like that?! I WANT TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF." It's just a painful part of life.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
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Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!

Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.
High quality finish
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