Scene

typical "scene" girl: -choppy hair that looks cool on myspace, but is always greasy and pressed against her forehead in reality -usually bleached with Paul Mitchell: Trailer Park Crack Whore color -is a professional photographer and insists she doesn't own photoshop -wants a septum ring but mom won't let her -has a myspace with pictures of her in her bathroom pretending to cry or with writing on her knuckles -says she goes to local shows all the time, but you never really see her there -thinks boys who look as close to girls as possible are hot -belongs to a livejournal community called "cuntxcore" or "gungunbangbang" or "murderscene". because anything involving guns, or bang, or murder, or glamour, electric, shock, lust, or cunt, she thinks is cool in everybody else's book so it's cool in her book -often says things like "SUP NIGZ" or "KTHXBAI" or "I HATE YOU KDIE" or "IM COOLER THAN YOU K" or "SUP IM RAD" on their myspace profile -when met by a more skilled photoshop user, the scene girl will insist this newcomer is a "Fake" -loves dinosaurs and robots and little girl bows and headbands on one forum and then condemns dinosaurs and robots and little girl bows and headbands on another. -theyre just obnoxious overweight middle schoolers trying to fit into a world controlled by mass marketing corporations who tell them their cheap neon pants they buy using mommy's money from hot topic are unique and LYKE TOTALLY xxh4rdXXC0R3xxx