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Scene (adj; noun): Kids that follow the HXC, indie and electro pop scene. To be scene you must first: -change your voice, so everything you say is muttered and the last word is drug out. -go to the bathroom stand in front of the mirror and say "I’m ready to be scene" -go into your little sisters, or your friends little sisters, or SOMEONES little sisters room and take a pair of their pants, and possibly a shirt. TRSUT ME it looks scene. -go the the mall and buy every kind of neon makeup you can find, then put it on your face all at one time. Blend your colors on your eyes so it makes a rainbow effect, which earns you a scene POINT. -make sure you weigh close to 100 pounds, if you don’t, fat scene just doesn’t cut it. -check your closet to see if you have at least 10 band t's, if not, head to the ,mall and buy all the ones with the cool sounding names, but make sure you’re a good actor, because you have to pretend to know the music. -make sure you have an almost mullet, if not, head to stokes county and ask for one, they'll know what you want. -when you achieve the mullet look, put red, purple, blue, green, pink or black in it and then accent it with platinum blonde. That’s friggin SCENE. -make a new AIM scn if you don’t have one and put at least 6 x's in it. (xxrrxscnexfgtxxx) -after you have the screen name its time for the personality, or lack of. Make sure that you find a show any show you find, even if you have no idea who the band actually is, and tell all your friends to go to it, get dressed in your new baby sized band tee and white belt, put all the hairspray you can find in your hair, get your rainbow makeup on, and head to it. -once you get to the show you must then know how to dance, when I say dance I don’t mean dance, I mean beat the crap out of anyone around you, in scene terms, “throw down”. You need to first get your spot in the pit, and claim that beast. Whenever the band actually starts to play you need to yell some completely retarded cuss word, just to let everyone know that you are with out a doubt hardass. Once you do that you need to loosen up a little bit, let people know that you can actually do some damage in your tight pants, but make sure you don’t mess up your hair in the process. When the right time comes, thrust your arms back and HOPEFULLY take someone out. You better get your two step on at this point, and if you don’t know how to two step, you should fake it, and if you can’t fake it, then you need to get yourself together, and go the heck home. Do some windmills and some floor punches, and your scene dancing is complete. Congratulate your self. Go home, take about 400 pictures of your self in the bathroom, but remember, you get extra points by the more skin you show, pick your favorites, and put those 2-3 on your myspace, then wait on the comments. Now, take a cigarette break, and inhale your great scene ness.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Love love love it! Customer service gave me a coupon, let me know that I had to revise the definition when too long, and overall super helpful.
Nice Mug my second Mug. A little staining or photo graphic stain on the side of the cup and shown in the picture. As a result I cannot give a 5 Star Review.
The snarky message on the mug always gets big laughs from guests so I'm now using it as my go-to bourbon glass
Love the coffee mug. Would have been nice to see who had the word accepted into Urban Dictionary printed on the bottom of the mug. As I was the one. "Dusty Dawg" Other than that I love.
fuck ur mugs i want one for free
This mug, much like a cursed relic unearthed from the depths of despair, embodies a cacophony of design flaws and manufacturing mishaps that make one wonder if it was birthed from the darkest corners of incompetence itself. From its deceptively promising exterior, which boasts a color scheme akin to a bruised banana left out in the sun for too long, to its handle that feels more like a medieval torture device designed to punish the unsuspecting hand that dares to grasp it, every aspect of this mug screams "regret." Its material, a sinister amalgamation of recycled nightmares and shattered dreams, leeches a flavor reminiscent of stale coffee mixed with the tears of disappointed souls into whatever liquid unfortunate enough to be poured within its cursed confines. The rim, jagged and uneven like the edge of a poorly forged blade, guarantees that each sip is a perilous journey fraught with the risk of lip lacerations and existential dread. And let us not forget the bottom of this vessel, where the manufacturer's logo is stamped with all the subtlety of a scarlet letter, branding the user as a victim of their own poor purchasing decisions for all eternity. Indeed, this mug serves as a stark reminder that sometimes, in the vast expanse of consumer goods, there exists a dark abyss where quality and utility fear to tread, leaving only disappointment and regret in their wake.
I think it’s funny and the quality is really good. Shipping was pretty fast too.
Arrived exactly on time( as projected) ;( beautiful blue color 💙 as specified) loving it ! ❤️
Loved the mug! It really suits me, my co-workers love it.
Pissah!
nice.
Sent this to my crush now she has a restraining order on me!!!
Without this mug, my life was but a series of painful unfortunate events. Since it has come into my life, love has followed, joy has followed and dishonour has been disavowed. Sincerely. From the bottom of my heart. Thank you. Please keep up the good work and I hope everyone will find joy as I have one day.
I love the Duh Big Red Truck so much that I have a tattoo. So does my best friend. We’re in our 60s. Woot woot!
my mom (Mia) loves the mug you made it is amazing you made her day #girlboss
I love da gooning mug. now i know how to goon and i can goon with my cool new gooner friends !
We really like our cup!!!
Just as described. Excellent packaging. Timely shipping. No problems here. Thanks!
Just wish it could have had a little more of the text on the mug, but otherwise it's great. What a clever marketing idea to be able to get this on t-shirts and mugs.
I spent the money and directly sent this to be the pettest person ever to a person who was doing this to me. It was awesome
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