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Scene (adj; noun): Kids that follow the HXC, indie and electro pop scene. To be scene you must first: -change your voice, so everything you say is muttered and the last word is drug out. -go to the bathroom stand in front of the mirror and say "I’m ready to be scene" -go into your little sisters, or your friends little sisters, or SOMEONES little sisters room and take a pair of their pants, and possibly a shirt. TRSUT ME it looks scene. -go the the mall and buy every kind of neon makeup you can find, then put it on your face all at one time. Blend your colors on your eyes so it makes a rainbow effect, which earns you a scene POINT. -make sure you weigh close to 100 pounds, if you don’t, fat scene just doesn’t cut it. -check your closet to see if you have at least 10 band t's, if not, head to the ,mall and buy all the ones with the cool sounding names, but make sure you’re a good actor, because you have to pretend to know the music. -make sure you have an almost mullet, if not, head to stokes county and ask for one, they'll know what you want. -when you achieve the mullet look, put red, purple, blue, green, pink or black in it and then accent it with platinum blonde. That’s friggin SCENE. -make a new AIM scn if you don’t have one and put at least 6 x's in it. (xxrrxscnexfgtxxx) -after you have the screen name its time for the personality, or lack of. Make sure that you find a show any show you find, even if you have no idea who the band actually is, and tell all your friends to go to it, get dressed in your new baby sized band tee and white belt, put all the hairspray you can find in your hair, get your rainbow makeup on, and head to it. -once you get to the show you must then know how to dance, when I say dance I don’t mean dance, I mean beat the crap out of anyone around you, in scene terms, “throw down”. You need to first get your spot in the pit, and claim that beast. Whenever the band actually starts to play you need to yell some completely retarded cuss word, just to let everyone know that you are with out a doubt hardass. Once you do that you need to loosen up a little bit, let people know that you can actually do some damage in your tight pants, but make sure you don’t mess up your hair in the process. When the right time comes, thrust your arms back and HOPEFULLY take someone out. You better get your two step on at this point, and if you don’t know how to two step, you should fake it, and if you can’t fake it, then you need to get yourself together, and go the heck home. Do some windmills and some floor punches, and your scene dancing is complete. Congratulate your self. Go home, take about 400 pictures of your self in the bathroom, but remember, you get extra points by the more skin you show, pick your favorites, and put those 2-3 on your myspace, then wait on the comments. Now, take a cigarette break, and inhale your great scene ness.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I was very happy in the experience and having a couple modifications made. The support team was very responsive And helpful in making sure it was done and delivered.
looks exactly as I expected -- nicely packaged, also quick service~!
Caring about humanity Those are some pretty bold claims about a mug God. Given your conviction though and the importance second chances (my understanding is that blaspheme can only be committed against God and not a man...don't conflate the two), I'm thinking I'd like to buy one. It's nice to think a pretty simple mug can save a little humanity. I'm just wondering though...if you've ordered lots of mugs (and I reckon you might of) and you've only just seen this one mug...how do you know its going to be a mug that can replace the holy grail? Maybe the mug is really just a simple mug looking for somebody to use it.
Absolutely loved the mug, but it has scratches on it. Regardless, I would order it again!
once i was seven years old and my mama told me "go make yourself some friends or you'll be lonely", so I bought this mug after 9 years to gain friends because i don't have any.
Loved the mug. Took it with me on my truck drive
I wasn't sure if the wording was going to be on the back, but it was, so I am very pleased. Thank you.
i was alone but when since i did buy dis brekind badd muggg my life change very much????
it was great quality, it was superb and i dropped it once, it did not break, highly reccomend
I LOVED IT SO MUCH IT REMIND ME OF ME AND THE MEANS OF MY OLD NICKNAME, TTHANK YOU FOR REMIND ME THAT I IS OLD CROOKED, AND OFF CENTERED. i NJOY YOU THANK. I GIVE EKSTRRA MUNEE, I AM OLD RUSSINA GUY
I was walking to my annual palate's class and some asked me “what colors your Bugatti” I looked this up in confusion and came across this wonderful mug🥰. Best decision I’ve made since divorcing my husband Harold. I now have a black Bugatti.
its been a hard year for a lot of us with covid and divorces and honestly its just been a lot for me. I recently went through a breakup with Greyson and i was looking for a gift to get myelf to cheer me up. Thats when i stumbled on this beauty. Its sleek and modern design is just fabulous. It just what I needed to get through the year. Thank you James!!!
After my divorce i hardly found anything to get me through the day. I was looking to buy some used socks on the internet for the thrill but i bumped into a website made my young adults. I had such a hard time understanding their slang that I almost busted into tears. In the hopes of not being scammed, I decided to Google every single word that I couldn’t quite put my finger on. After surfing through urban dictionary, it didn’t take long enough for me to fall in love with the entire concept and spend more than 90% of my day-to-day life on the website. From dirty words to actual explanations urban dictionary, made me complete and almost made me forget about my divorce. Fuck you, Susan, urban dictionary took your place. Suck on my educated toes. I bet you don’t know what a reckwhore means. LG Benjamin 10/10
LOVE THE MUG MY ONLY COMPLAINT IS THERE IS A TYPO ON IT . IT SAYS ...An insult hurled at a fat "dunk" woman by a redneck drunk man on an episode of Jail. SHOULDNT IT SAY.........An insult hurled at a fat "drunk" woman by a redneck drunk man on an episode of Jail. ??
I use it every morning. It's my favorite.
Bought this for my boss and now I'm part of the unemployment statistic, cool mug tho!
Cute, simple, as advertised.
My great great great great great uncle’s dog’s daughter’s owner’s sister loved this mug. Must recomend!!!
Got this for my dog
As a Jolology major, I love my new mug!
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