Scene
To start off, Ill tell show what kind things scene kids like to wear. Guys -Very tight jeans that squish your nuts. -Band tees usually consisting of bands such as Bring me the horizon or norma jean, Note: they must be size kids large or x-tra small, ALWAYS. -Vans slip ons, usually with some kind of obscene image portrayed on them. Old Black converse would work too. -Hair very long in the front; long sideburns that swipe over half their face and short in the back. -Studded belts with half the studs ripped off to make it look checkered -Any type of obscene peircing; i.e. the nose, snake bites, etc. Girls -Band tees with bands like Boys like girls, or shirts with little trinkets such as diamonds and little purple dinosaurs and also bats. -Tight jeans -Skirts with leopard skin tights -black or white converse lo's -lots of beads and bracelets -loaded on mascara (looks like crap) -long bangs and hair on the sides that hangs down to shoulders Ok, Now that we have covered what scene kids' like to look like out in the pubz, we'll move on to what scene kids do and what they are all about. Scene kids emerged from the big group of "emo" kids when they were tired of being called cutters and babies and what not. But most scene kids now are recognized for what kind of music they listen to, and always "being where the scene is." Scene kids Like to party at shows for bands they have never even heard of most of the time, and they shop for t-shirts at hottopic that are 2 sizes too small for them. Scene kids also listen to a lot of Metal/grindcore bands, and occasionally, you'll come across your wigger/scenester, who listen to a little rap. Scene kids also like to "get crunk" They use words such as "&&" and "OMGEEZ!!1", which they think will make them look cute. They also refer to oliver sykes a lot, the screaming frontman for Bring me the horizon. Overall, scene kids are usually annoying to people who don't understand them and are a nuisance to society. -Joey
The Urban Dictionary Mug
My brother is a marathon runner, but he’s British. Instead of drinking water from a bottle like a sane person, he uses this to drink his black tea during runs. Now I can die in peace knowing he’s drinking from a mug with the definition of the word “objectumsexual” for some reason.
Bought this without checking the back for my 12 year old cousin's birthday who adores trains! He's a lil autistic. I thought to 'run a train' meant to work on it and keep it running, much like my cousin is always talking about how he wants to drive a train. I was distraught to hear him turn over the mug on his bday in front of his two very strict puritan parents. My auntie and uncle are threatening to put me on a list now and threatening to sue me for defamation or some shit idk i didnt go to law school cus im not a nerd lols. (unlike them who both went to university) i got a kick ass job as a bouncer for an under 18s club - youd be surprised how big 12 year olds get- but they are just stupid. im worried i might get fired if this leaks.) Thanks a bunch! (sarcasn) - im feeling p down atm, if anyone could cheer me up, my number is 0800 1111, if anyone wants to do whats on the mug LOL (serious). btw, i kept the mug for myself since i found it decently adequate and quite tasteful. /srs
Thanks guys, I knew I was hot but not *that* hot
Great way to wake up and clear your head every morning with the reminder of the day you woke up dumb enough to spend $32.95 for a basic coffee mug
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled

Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
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