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you don't necessarily have to wear faggoty scene clothing and chop up/dye your hair 20 times a year to be scene; it's more of a mindset you develop with the help of the rest of america's characterless youth in a subconscious effort to "find yourself" upon reaching a certain level of retardation, the clothes, piercings, makeup, hair, and shows seem to happen by themselves curiously enough, though, scene kids still seem to dig up enough literacy to use massive amounts of periods and use long words plus the suffix "-ly" (e.g monoglacorifically, pacifistically, etc) once you become scene, your focus in life is usually "finding the perfect boi/gurl" or the next person you make out with a scene kid does not always like dinosaurs and stupid hairties, but only because they want to find something more hXc to like. chances are it's laying in the middle of the road or taking 50 pictures of themselves with fake grillz. by the time scene kids realize that these actions, too, are unoriginal, they will either move on to making out with more people, or making out with more people. this is only the case if the said scene kid is sXe; if not, replace making out with having sex scene is usually never just scene, making it somewhat difficult to recognize and easy to defend. it is commonly mixed in with prep, skater, slut, hardcore, or punk if you realize you are scene, you have every reason to hate yourself, but most scenesters are above even that because "emo is so damn overrated." scenesters tends to make very lethal threats such as "i hope you get run over by an ice cream truck" or "go die" a typical scene kid loves conor oberst to hell and back and is consequently madly in love with bright eyes. also tends to like gravy train!!!! and scary kids scaring kids does not necessarily like panic! at the disco, but only because it is not hardcore or original enough anymore in early stages of scenesterdom, a scenester will admit to liking fall out boy, panic, and taking back sunday. in later stages, they will tell everyone they like random underground bands to mask their true tastes. common scene kid words: omgz omgsh hella kthxbai ily ilu bestie boi
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This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
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This mug made me to from a Level 1 Crook to Level 100 Mafia Boss instantly. I ascended to the heavens above when it came to the door and God himself told me "your a boss now cuh" and i descended feeling very powerful. Next thing I knew everyone loved me. However 4/5 stars because now I have too many fans and one is holding me hostage.... help
The mug is awesome, the yellow color is great but green is also good, the scream mug is the best mug in my entyre live!!! I can't imagine my life without this mug, i cant stop buing it.... I have like 30 mugs every color in this site and also i'm ordered a new one, please help me.
It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
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I ordered 4 of your mugs -- and have received 3; hopefully, the 4th is on its way! So far, I've received "fame," "620," and "$" ... only needing "hulo." ...It might be a matter of me being patient, that the 4th mug is on its way. However, the 3 received SO far are all EXCEPTIONAL, in every way!!! Mark Moilanen
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