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scene happens to be a very popular trend right now. it's funny because the "scene" was made for people who're original and don't follow the crowd but set their own trends. so why is it that all scene people are exactly the same? oh no, i understand, one day you just decided that robots, dinosaurs, and guns were "hella raddd" scene kids like their lightening to be "electrikk" and their guns go "bangbang" and shoot out hearts, stars, or rainbows. they say they're just original yet they're all exact copies of one another. HOW TO IDENTIFY A SCENE BOY: -tight pants -SEXX hair that covers most of their face but not their awesome lip ring or snake bites -tight band t-shirt -two possibilities for jackets: a big one with a furry hood or a tight one, usually black and for a band. -converse -eyeliner -they'l be surrounded by a lot of other scene boys and girls HOW TO IDENTIFY A SCENE GIRL: -short choppy hair, usually black. most of the time they'll be random pieces that are white, platinum blonde, or a neon color -always dressed in black and then a lot of bright colors, usually hot pink or lime green -TONS of makeup. a lot of black eyeliner followed by a metallic color like a teal or pink for eyeshadow. -they'll probably be wearing a brightly colored bandana around their "SEXX HAIR" -if they don't have a bandana they'll be wearing a bow made for little girls or a brightly colored headband -when they wear bracelets, it's not just one, it's about 50 on each arm and they're "sexx bracelets" and cheap plastic bracelets they think are cute from 25cent machines and stores like "CLAIRES" -super tight jeans that go straight down (no flare) -neon flats, those flat "stretch-like sneaker" with no laces -surrounded by tons of clones (other "scenesters") TYPICAL INTERESTS OF SCENE KIDS: -robots -dinosaurs (they often like to mimic them by saying "rawr" and "grr" ALL the time) -ELECTRIKK lightning -guns -bright colors -taking millions of themselves using "the angles" -using photoshop to make the pictures "THE SEXX" -myspace, myspace, and myspace. they're usually what people call "myspace whores" and they add millions of "original people" just like them and get people to add and comment them -fingerless gloves, preferably black. (the scenesters who try really hard to be scene cut them themselves) -the scene vegetarians and vegans are only like that because it's cool, they could care less about the animals -they're so sxe (straight edge) and like to signify that by drawing big XXX's on their hands -they go to tons of shows, usually in their area. most of the time they don't even know the band, they just wanna go in the pit and show off their hxc dancing and skank. -they like using words like "hella," "hawt," and "cunt" (a lot). they type in LEET, like "WER G0IING_2 TH3 HXC ROCKSH00W &&_& TH3N G0ING 0UT 4 TACOZZ" yet they claim they hate it when people "tyPpee LyKk diSs." -they only listen to THEIR music, any other music sucks. Basically, scenesters are attention whores and hypocrits. they're fake and self-centered.
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This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
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Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
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