Scaramouche
I just wanna say that, when I first saw Scaramouche, my life has changed. I now understand what true happiness feels like. Everytime I look at Scaramouche photos it would feel like time just stopped. He is my everything. I love him. He's made me the happiest human being on Earth. He knows how to brighten my day easily with just a simple laugh. He is my world. He is the sun. His smile is so angelic that I could hear trumpets and angels singing when I see him smile. He picked me up when I was down. Seeing just a single fanart of scaramouche brightens my day. All of the negative thoughts disappear when he pops up my mind. I can easily fall in love with every single word he says. I love it when he randomly appears to kill the traveller. Everyone makes mistakes right? He chose to be a fatui because he wanted to! Even if he has killed multiple people, he is still valid and I still love him. I would run the whole world just so Scaramouche would appear on a single quest. Even if he just appears for 3 seconds, that's already enough food for me. Everyday I think of him 24/7 and I would never get bored. He makes everything better. If he punches me or kicks me or throws me around or step on me, I wouldn't be in pain, instead I would be very grateful to have him interact with me. Thank you very much for listening to my ted talk
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Good quality ceramic cup! Worth the novelty price!

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