Scally
A scally, is without any shadow of a doubt a member of the working class and can astoundling exsist in even the most rural of areas! The common scally (dirtyios scallius bastardous) is between the age of 6 and 20 though in some rare cases this can be extented to 30 years old can usually be spotted in cheap adidas track suit trousers, and nike/burbury imitation sports hats even A scally, is without any shadow of a doubt a member of the working class and can astoundling exsist in even the most rural of areas! The common scally (dirtyios scallius bastardous) is between the age of 6 and 20 though in some rare cases this can be extented to 30 years old can usually be spotted in cheap adidas track suit trousers, and nike/burbury imitation sports hats even though the only thing they run for is to rob elderly women of their pensions! they are also identified by their bart simpson socks being tucked into the tracksuit pants, to aide them in their swift robbery's! Their food consumption aranges from mcdonalds/burger king and kfc...subway if they have recently robbed someone! and they drink only the finest 99p cider and robisons 'special brew' or tennets super! The female scally (dirtyious stinkius hair combed backious) has a tight combed back hair fag in left hand and a bram in the right (pram develops at the age of around 14) The scally tribe congregate around shopping centres, food outlets and park benches, they mate for maybe a night after 5 minutes knowing one another and never speak again accept in greating 'oi ya fucking slag!' etc The common scally should never be approched accept with a rifle and lots of ammunition!
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