SAT

SAT stands for Satan Approved Torture. This test is often referred to as the gayest test of all time. One must pay upwards of one hundred dollars to partake in this waste of time which takes place early on a Saturday morning. One must sit in their chair for 3 hours while answering the most inexplicably useless questions ever forged. Most of the questions do not relate to anything of importance and the "correct" answers are almost opinion oriented. An example of how absurd these questions could be as follows. Story: Sally was an etrepreneur during the 1970s. She started selling beach balls that were made from a new, more durable type of plastic. Sally hired Jim to help advertise her product, to which Jim responded, "Gee Sally, thanks!" Question: In line 2, what does Jim mean by thanking Sally for hiring him? a. The reparations of WWI is what eventually started WWII b. The horse's name was Friday c. Yes d. No