Saskatoon

1. Where nice people live as well as some fuckers 2. Where you don't want to stay alone after midnight when you miss the last bus in winter 3. Where shit includes with 13%taxes, be poor and proud with that! 4. Where temperature fuck up and down different 100 degree in both winter and summer 5. Where you think "What the fuck is that? Is this Saskatoon?" on the plane when you see a totally flatted plain down there with less constuctions. 6. Where to be there like a Santa and get back home like you have never been there 7. Where little boys stay home when it hits -30, and grown men go fishing and dancing outside no shirts! 8. Where is a good place to study despite one part of the university's name and how the people make fun of it 9. Where to get fresh air, cold water (really damn great and free!), and hot chicks! 10. Where we call, A dead peacful city 11. Avril Lavigne has been there even she's not Saskatoonian 12. Same as Celine Dion 13. Where guys sucks at pool