sara
Sara : the most accurate definition of a sara is a hammy fat loser bitch who will stab you in the back because she is such a jelous spreckled ham WHO IS PRONE TO JELOUSY EVEN THOUGH SHE SHOULD GET REAL AND SEE THAT EVERYONE IS BETTER LOOKING THAN HER EVEN A PERSON WHO HAS SUFFERED FROM FOETAL ALCOHOL SYNDROME,even her own mother dislikes her,bcos the cheap slapper stole her moms knife(she was too cheap to buy her own) in fact nobody really gets on with such a dangerous slapper..she makes em bois go hard lol none of the proper boys will take her out unless its eurosaver mc ham and cheese lol!!!that diarrohea faced scam SCHEMING artist is sooooooo annoying you would want to slap her one for being such a cheap annoying tart..!! When confronted with a common slut like a sara the best thing to do is (a) give her a frosty look no hi's just stare (b) laugh even if you feel you are wasting good money on ur botox,if it quickens the pace FUCKIT!!(c) hi and bye it running.. THESE BITCHES ARE DANGEROUS HOES WITH ANGRY STDS LIKE SYPHILLIS ETC..AND ARE TO BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS!! sara: bye mom im going out to collect FOODSTAMPS & my hash browns cu later.. sara's mom: ok P@@p face take ur time lol SHE IS DESTINED FOR GREAT THINGS SUCH AS A CE SCHEME I MEAN WHO WOULD EMPLOY THAT CHEAP SCHEMING SLAPPER???!?!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire

Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
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