Santana’s chancla

A legendary disciplinary tool with horrifying accuracy used by Santana Lopez. It serves as the Latina equivalent of Thor's hammer, but it is powered solely by fear, so enchantments are not necessary. Whenever someone says something offensive, foolish, or somewhat Rachel-Berry-like, it is instantly summoned. renowned for ricocheting, boomeranging, and delivering attitude and justice. The New Directions is held in check just by its existence. Notable characteristics: • Travels faster than the A-Train on a banana peel. • When Santana is particularly irritated, it creates a shockwave. • Has a 99.9% hit rate (Brittany caught it in midair and kissed Santana instead, accounting for 0.1%). • Accredited as a WMD (Weapon of Major Diva-energy).