Sandra
Her hair is usually long, shiny, brown, and beautiful. She is graceful, but does trip over her own feet sometimes, but never actually falls because she catches herself before she does. She loves others, even for their flaws. She is such a loyal friend, but can never find one who is loyal to her. Sandra does her own thing. She is psychic. She hates hostility, and negativity. Just leave her alone.Laid back, And fun with a good sense of humor. To her romance is not flowers on a bed, and a hot bath as nice as it is. It is out of the blue kisses. When she is walking, and you come behind her, and turn her around and kiss her. She wants you to be subtle about it, to,gesture dirty things with only a look, as she will does he same back, and you can communicate that way. You must be a good kisser or you will gross her out, She is very passionate, and will love to please you if she feels the attraction is mutual, but if you don't plan on pleasing her she will leave you hanging if she wants because of your plans to be selfish, and leave her hanging. She is a giver, but believes in equality. If you insult her, she will tear you a new asshole, and she will do it very cleverly. She is said to be a bit crazy, but in a good way, but if you push her too far you will see her a lot crazy in a bad way, but you asked for it assuming she is weak. If she is attracted to you she will love it if you unbutton your shirts bit so she can see your chest and smell your clone.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
It was the best thing I could have asked for
I mollywopped someone with it and it didn’t break. Nice

Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
As always, a great gift.
It looks great. I couldn't have been happier
It’s a mug I would never find in a souvenir shop. I’m a legend in my own home.
I am very please with the mug. Thank you!
ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT BUY IT RN
Was very happy with the customer service team when I had a question. They responded to my email quickly. The mug looks really cool, makes me laugh every time I use it and high quality. I’m in love with it. Thanks!
Haylee My name is haylee sullivan and the mug is describes everything about me and i would rate it at a 5 100% it is awesome

I’m right handed and would’ve liked it better if the handle was on right side with name facing forward instead of having verbiage facing front
girlfriend loved it :) - Ian's Girlfriend
the urge to buy it and write cum on it
Purchased this mug as a Christmas gift. Can’t wait to see the reaction!
This is to test if the Urban Dictionary store rating system is working and not showing fake 5 star reviews.
These are hilarious! Great gifts. Cost seems a bit high but i couldn’t resist.

It’s a great way to store my pencils.
I used this instead of condoms It didn’t work and now my nephew is my son
Ordering was very easy and the delivery to a different address then the billing address was done effortlessly with complete correct order. Was delivered before estimated date which was very exciting. Good job well done by all.
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