Sandra
Her hair is usually long, shiny, brown, and beautiful. She is graceful, but does trip over her own feet sometimes, but never actually falls because she catches herself before she does. She loves others, even for their flaws. She is such a loyal friend, but can never find one who is loyal to her. Sandra does her own thing. She is psychic. She hates hostility, and negativity. Just leave her alone.Laid back, And fun with a good sense of humor. To her romance is not flowers on a bed, and a hot bath as nice as it is. It is out of the blue kisses. When she is walking, and you come behind her, and turn her around and kiss her. She wants you to be subtle about it, to,gesture dirty things with only a look, as she will does he same back, and you can communicate that way. You must be a good kisser or you will gross her out, She is very passionate, and will love to please you if she feels the attraction is mutual, but if you don't plan on pleasing her she will leave you hanging if she wants because of your plans to be selfish, and leave her hanging. She is a giver, but believes in equality. If you insult her, she will tear you a new asshole, and she will do it very cleverly. She is said to be a bit crazy, but in a good way, but if you push her too far you will see her a lot crazy in a bad way, but you asked for it assuming she is weak. If she is attracted to you she will love it if you unbutton your shirts bit so she can see your chest and smell your clone.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.

Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
What a sexy ass mug ヾ(*’O’*)/
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