san ramon Mug
San Ramon is a city trapped within its own cesspool. The residents draw blanks when confronted on real issues, common sense, or when you just happen to say something smart. The only thing that matters to the residents is how they are viewed by each other, hence the only reason to “work” harder at selling home loans (been breakin' my back on the phone all day, honey!) and buy an S class or 7 series. To the few sane people left in San Ramon, the town itself drives them to insanity because the rich logic takes over EVERYONE and you wonder if you’re the last sane person on the planet… or are you the craziest person on the planet? There are various reasons why San Ramon should not be considered a part of CA (the most accepting, well-rounded, and liberal state of the Union)... 1. As stated by someone else, fun is illegal. 2. Being poor is a 1st degree felony, punishable by death. 3. Littering on master-planned cement will bring at least three separate cop cars to your location within the minute. 4. Smoking weed will also bring the same result, this as well is punishable by death. However, if you’re rich, white, ignorant, and want your kids to be just as dumb, this is the safest place in the entire world. Nothing will happen. Ever. Until the day when someone snaps and blows it up. Residents from here and the surrounding cities (Danville, Blackhawk, Dublin, Pleasanton, Alamo) have strange delusions. Many believe that rapper E-40 is FROM Blackhawk. This, of course, is ridiculous, like saying that Dr. Dre is from Beverley Hills. To clear up anyone's ignorance, E-40, coming upon a fortune too big to carry around in the itty bitty city of Vallejo (where he is actually from) was forced to move to a gated location like Blackhawk. I hope his twisted rich and evil neighbors are scared by the amount of coked out and high black people always driving by their house. Haha. After living here for 10 years, I've since escaped the city limits, and will be going as far as possible, never to return, not even for my family (they have that "rich logic" and I can't help but knowing that I'm dealing with madmen).
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I love the cup and I’m certain I’ll be checking with you guys in the future..
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Love love love it! Customer service gave me a coupon, let me know that I had to revise the definition when too long, and overall super helpful.
Nice Mug my second Mug. A little staining or photo graphic stain on the side of the cup and shown in the picture. As a result I cannot give a 5 Star Review.
The snarky message on the mug always gets big laughs from guests so I'm now using it as my go-to bourbon glass
Love the coffee mug. Would have been nice to see who had the word accepted into Urban Dictionary printed on the bottom of the mug. As I was the one. "Dusty Dawg" Other than that I love.
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This mug, much like a cursed relic unearthed from the depths of despair, embodies a cacophony of design flaws and manufacturing mishaps that make one wonder if it was birthed from the darkest corners of incompetence itself. From its deceptively promising exterior, which boasts a color scheme akin to a bruised banana left out in the sun for too long, to its handle that feels more like a medieval torture device designed to punish the unsuspecting hand that dares to grasp it, every aspect of this mug screams "regret." Its material, a sinister amalgamation of recycled nightmares and shattered dreams, leeches a flavor reminiscent of stale coffee mixed with the tears of disappointed souls into whatever liquid unfortunate enough to be poured within its cursed confines. The rim, jagged and uneven like the edge of a poorly forged blade, guarantees that each sip is a perilous journey fraught with the risk of lip lacerations and existential dread. And let us not forget the bottom of this vessel, where the manufacturer's logo is stamped with all the subtlety of a scarlet letter, branding the user as a victim of their own poor purchasing decisions for all eternity. Indeed, this mug serves as a stark reminder that sometimes, in the vast expanse of consumer goods, there exists a dark abyss where quality and utility fear to tread, leaving only disappointment and regret in their wake.
I think it’s funny and the quality is really good. Shipping was pretty fast too.
Arrived exactly on time( as projected) ;( beautiful blue color 💙 as specified) loving it ! ❤️
Loved the mug! It really suits me, my co-workers love it.
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Sent this to my crush now she has a restraining order on me!!!
Without this mug, my life was but a series of painful unfortunate events. Since it has come into my life, love has followed, joy has followed and dishonour has been disavowed. Sincerely. From the bottom of my heart. Thank you. Please keep up the good work and I hope everyone will find joy as I have one day.
I love the Duh Big Red Truck so much that I have a tattoo. So does my best friend. We’re in our 60s. Woot woot!
my mom (Mia) loves the mug you made it is amazing you made her day #girlboss
I love da gooning mug. now i know how to goon and i can goon with my cool new gooner friends !
We really like our cup!!!
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