Samuel
A Samuel is beyond perfect. He’s what people would consider a full package: athletically AND musically inclined, intelligent, hilarious, caring, hot as hell. He has a smile that will melt your heart, super soft golden hair that you can’t resist running your hands through, and beautiful green eyes that twinkle in the sunlight. A Samuel has a lot more to offer than what’s on the outside. They take a while to get comfortable with people, but once they do it’s like meeting a whole new person in the best way possible. You might not expect all of this from a Samuel, but if you ever get the chance to truly see one, your life will never be the same. It will be impossible to find a single thing wrong with him and he might not even feel real sometimes because of how perfect he is. A Samuel can turn your world upside down. When he cares for you, he cares for you with every ounce of himself. He will pray for you, and do everything in his ability to make you happy. Samuels are also more sensitive then they can give off. He’s tough but has a compassionate heart of gold. He loves kids, and can’t wait to have a family. This definition of a Samuel doesn’t even show a fraction of how perfect they could be. Samuel’s may seem too good to be true, but if they’re anything like the one described i promise, it’s not. If you ever meet a Samuel like this, treat them as the sweetheart they are, because they deserve everything and more.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
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My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.
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