Samuel
A Samuel is beyond perfect. He’s what people would consider a full package: athletically AND musically inclined, intelligent, hilarious, caring, hot as hell. He has a smile that will melt your heart, super soft golden hair that you can’t resist running your hands through, and beautiful green eyes that twinkle in the sunlight. A Samuel has a lot more to offer than what’s on the outside. They take a while to get comfortable with people, but once they do it’s like meeting a whole new person in the best way possible. You might not expect all of this from a Samuel, but if you ever get the chance to truly see one, your life will never be the same. It will be impossible to find a single thing wrong with him and he might not even feel real sometimes because of how perfect he is. A Samuel can turn your world upside down. When he cares for you, he cares for you with every ounce of himself. He will pray for you, and do everything in his ability to make you happy. Samuels are also more sensitive then they can give off. He’s tough but has a compassionate heart of gold. He loves kids, and can’t wait to have a family. This definition of a Samuel doesn’t even show a fraction of how perfect they could be. Samuel’s may seem too good to be true, but if they’re anything like the one described i promise, it’s not. If you ever meet a Samuel like this, treat them as the sweetheart they are, because they deserve everything and more.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
It looks great. I couldn't have been happier
It’s a mug I would never find in a souvenir shop. I’m a legend in my own home.
I am very please with the mug. Thank you!
ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT BUY IT RN
Was very happy with the customer service team when I had a question. They responded to my email quickly. The mug looks really cool, makes me laugh every time I use it and high quality. I’m in love with it. Thanks!
Haylee My name is haylee sullivan and the mug is describes everything about me and i would rate it at a 5 100% it is awesome
I’m right handed and would’ve liked it better if the handle was on right side with name facing forward instead of having verbiage facing front
girlfriend loved it :) - Ian's Girlfriend
the urge to buy it and write cum on it
Purchased this mug as a Christmas gift. Can’t wait to see the reaction!
This is to test if the Urban Dictionary store rating system is working and not showing fake 5 star reviews.
These are hilarious! Great gifts. Cost seems a bit high but i couldn’t resist.
It’s a great way to store my pencils.
I used this instead of condoms It didn’t work and now my nephew is my son
Ordering was very easy and the delivery to a different address then the billing address was done effortlessly with complete correct order. Was delivered before estimated date which was very exciting. Good job well done by all.
Funny stuff! I wish the mugs cost a bit less, I'd buy more. There's an almost unlimited supply of clever slang.
awesome. came just as ordered.
Nice cup a few words were darker than the rest. But ok
아주 좋은 머그잔 나는 죽은 아버지를 위해 시원한 머그잔을 얻었고 매우 자랑스러워했습니다.
I like the mug, it’s good quality, unfortunately the customization wasn’t correct. I got the “juff” mug and instead of the definition i had a quote from one of my friends as a bit, but it just came with the definition. I’ll still give it to him because the joke still works but I am a little disappointed.
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