Sampaguita
sampaguita, aka "sampy," is one of australia's most well known prostitutes. she has been know to jump on any penis available. if you let her preform oral sex on your penis, catastrophic damage will ensue, ie. hiv, aids, chlamydia, genital herpes, etc. she is a regular on the internet and she favorite include the following: - whoreing herself out to bands - sucking cock for crack - 'tossing the salad' as if it's going out of style there are many other examples of Sampaguita's lulz, but alas, to explain all of them would take up too much bandwidth.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
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