Menu

Share this page

Samohi front
Customize

Samohi

Samohi short for Santa Monica High School is the high school for the coastal town of Santa Monica located 4 blocks from the beach 5 blocks from the pier(even tho no one goes there except the tourist) being a school of about 2,000 probely more then your town we are seperated into 6 houses S A M O H and I (think Hogwarts or Santa Cruz) have everything and everyone we have venice punks and ALOT surfers, the "rich" northsiders and of course the "poor" southsiders(even tho no one really cares) we cholos and cholas, theater kids, and "running with speakers" basicly our own version of AV club,we have party girls, and the Bros we even have the kids that play hackie sack at lunch, everyone knows that our football team although nice suck and that our soccer team rules, our varsity cheerleaders are hott and you can even see them on display at football games on little ladders. boys waterpolo is crazy, and everyone switches to track on off season or when they dont know what else to do Almost all of our sports at least went to CIF if not more. We even have yoga as a sport. Samohi's music department is one of the best in the country. If you not involved in somthing at samohi ANYTHING even just one of the hundreds of pointless and often weird clubs its really hard to find your place since its such a big school. Your English teacher probely smokes and your art teacher DEFF smokes, your math teacher is either old, asian, or the basketball coach, your science teacher is probely a hippie. Samo has almost every kind of person that you would ever want to meet everyones pretty chill, theres ALMOST no drama. Even tho we have such a diverse student body one fact that everyone knows and shares that goes to Samohi is that 100% of the student body smokes weed even the weird orch kids and yes even that really annoying girl in your AP english class. We smoke so much weed that their was even a underground newspaper aside from "The Samohi" called "The Chronic" made for our often baked student body. you can walk to the beach at lunch and probely can see it from your Spanish class. 90% of you class is high on late start wedensdays and the other 10% couldnt get a sack. During lunch everyone has off campus passes and even if your a freshman you can just hop the gate. Walk down the street to Tommys, That good new mexican place, el pollo loco, dounut king, L&Ls, or you can even spend your lunch at the GameStop. Our pep rallys are held outside on the "Greek" theatre basicly a collisiam type deal but only halfsided and almost as big according to the year you gradute you choose a "theme" for your year (pirates,cowboys,indians,togas,mardigras,rasta,ninja,royalty,whatever you can think of etc etc etc ) and you dress up get DRUNK make flags, paint your body/face/whatever else you can without security catching you, throw water ballons filled with paint from your years color sceme at other years and try to ruin their shit and chant your year. classes these days are a joke, well more then they already are. think halloween group coustumes but about 900 kids in your class yea it sounds stupid and probely is but its something deffenatly unique about us this year a class acctully hired a plane to fly around the greek with their years banner during the pep rally. we only have these two or three times a year because administration hates us having spirt that they dont approve of. Its a good school and if you go here your lucky you can ditch class an just walk around the 33 acres as long as you can flash a pass at security. Its a pretty chill school

Checking text fit...
Text fits
Text may be too long -
Text may be too small -
Checking delivery...
Order in

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
Every order personally reviewed
636
62
10
1
15

Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.

Michael T.Apr 28

I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother

Deni B.Apr 27

Super Funny Mug 😂

Emmanuel D.Apr 27

best mug ever spittin nothin but fax

Thomas J.Apr 27

i fucking hate your mugs and shirts

annetteApr 26
Review by joe M.

awesome product!

joe M.Apr 25

This mug made me to from a Level 1 Crook to Level 100 Mafia Boss instantly. I ascended to the heavens above when it came to the door and God himself told me "your a boss now cuh" and i descended feeling very powerful. Next thing I knew everyone loved me. However 4/5 stars because now I have too many fans and one is holding me hostage.... help

Quantavious B.Apr 24

The mug is awesome, the yellow color is great but green is also good, the scream mug is the best mug in my entyre live!!! I can't imagine my life without this mug, i cant stop buing it.... I have like 30 mugs every color in this site and also i'm ordered a new one, please help me.

normal g.Apr 24

It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy

Evan G.Apr 23

This mug made me horny.

Quandale D.Apr 23

looks perfect!!! we loved it

Thalia A.Apr 22
✓ Verified Purchase

I ordered 4 of your mugs -- and have received 3; hopefully, the 4th is on its way! So far, I've received "fame," "620," and "$" ... only needing "hulo." ...It might be a matter of me being patient, that the 4th mug is on its way. However, the 3 received SO far are all EXCEPTIONAL, in every way!!! Mark Moilanen

Mark M.Apr 22
✓ Verified Purchase

I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better

Quandale D.Apr 21

it's the best mug of the world !!!!!

michel j.Apr 21

wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!

deez n.Apr 20

The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant

Mark O.Apr 20

Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)

Barbara H.Apr 20

Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.

Joanna W.Apr 19
✓ Verified Purchase

I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.

CustomerApr 19
✓ Verified Purchase

Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it

First* L.Apr 18

Review Details

Pro Customization

Create unique products with your own words and definitions

Live Preview

Front Preview
Back Preview

Personalize Your Design

Checking text fit...
Text fits
Text may be too long
Text may be too small

Debug: Product Metadata

KeyValue (click to copy)

Return Policy

Made Just For You

Each product is custom-printed with your unique text, making it truly one-of-a-kind.

Defect-Free Guarantee

If your product arrives with printing defects, damage, or quality issues, we'll send you a free replacement.

Custom Orders

Due to the personalized nature of your order, we don't accept returns for change of mind or sizing issues.

Questions about your order? Contact our support team for assistance.

Tap here to close
Swipe to navigate • Pinch to zoom

Share this product

Size Guide

Your Security Matters

Powered by Stripe

Your payment information is encrypted and processed securely by Stripe, trusted by millions of businesses worldwide.

PCI DSS Compliant

Our payment providers meet the highest standards of payment security set by the Payment Card Industry.

Your Data is Protected

Urban Dictionary never stores your credit card details. All transactions are encrypted using industry-standard SSL technology.

Quality Production

Products are made-to-order with quality materials at global facilities to reduce shipping time and environmental impact.

Your trust is our priority. If you have any security concerns, please contact our support team.

Free Shipping Worldwide

Loading shipping information...

No hidden fees, no surprises at checkout

Order Placed

Your custom product joins today's batch if you order in Your custom product joins today's batch

Made On-Demand

Printed at the closest facility to reduce shipping time from facilities in North America, Europe, Asia & Australia

Free Shipping

Your package ships to your door at no extra cost

Delivered

Estimated delivery Arrives in 5-10 business days

Times vary by location. Products are custom-made to reduce waste.

🤖

Shopping Assistant

AI-generated responses. Verify claims.
Conversations may be monitored.