Samantha
Samantha wow you know a Sammy congrats man. She is the most amazing creature on the planet I wouldn’t describe her as human cause she is better than a human. She loves musicals (especially waitress) she also loves singing and has a beautiful voice for it. She loves dancing and is incredibly good at it. She is very spontaneous and loves the water. She has long brown hair and brown eyes she is very tall and only wears flannels. If you try to make her wear a dress she will grab a piece of her rusty truck and hit you with it. She is also the other half of a dark & salty relationship. She is also a an oldieMcvoldie. She is a hufflepuff and heather McNamara. And if you hurt her I will find you and hit you with my pointe shoe. She is one of the absolute BEST people you’ll ever meet. She loves card games and knows a heck of a lot of them. She is an amazing baker and even better friend. Protect this beautiful human at all costs because I promise you want her around. She is so funny and makes me cry laugh every time I’m with her.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I had it drop-shipped and the recipient was very pleased. Thank you for the quick service and handling.
The coffee mug looks great and always draws comments from those seeing the first time.
perfect for when im expressing myself <3
The most coolest I own!
Cole m's girlfriend loved this mug we have an uncontrollable love for eachother

Easy to order and packaged well!!
It's an amazing product!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
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