Salvia
Backround Pretty much the craziest shit out there, kinda unknown but gaining popularity which is probably why you're looking at this. Like DMT. Different league than acid or shrooms, more intense. Legal in most places but headshops might not sell to under 18. How to trip 1) chewing never done this so I'm not gonna pretend to be an expert 2) smoking In general a higher "x" value indicates higher potency, meaning a longer and more intense trip, stick to known brands cuz they're more reliable. You may want to start with a lower strength like 20 or 25 but that's up to how brave your feeling. If you buy extract its very fine and you will need a screen for your bong. Yes you need a bong, even if you have the strongest smokers lungs, you will need a bong to help with the harsh smoke. pack one hit at a time (about the same size as a skittle or a little more). Someone else should hold the bong. You will need a lighter with a long flame. DO NOT BREATHE OUT. Hold i in for at least 30 but try for as long as possible Expect Trippy visuals n sounds altered perception and insight Last bit #1 if it doesn't work the first time, wait a while and try again, many (maybe even a majority, don't feel very much the first time around) #2 pick your company carefully, people you're comfortable with #3 this stuff is actually good for you! Look it up 0 adverse side effects and plenty of legit medical uses.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
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Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
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I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
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This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
best mug ever spittin nothin but fax
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