Salvatore
Salvatore. Did I scare you with this word? What came to mind when you heard it? Perhaps a certain average built teenage white boy with brown hair who wears the same jacket, solid shirt, jeans combination every day comes to mind? Let’s dive into this vision. Salvatore plagues society as a whole, and his utter shenanigans need to be halted. To start off strong, he’s what we call a male manipulator. According to the Urban Dictionary, a male manipulator can be defined by his whiteness and music taste. Salvatore listens to Radiohead and Weezer. This is a huge problem. He turns up the volume on his spotify playlist and thinks it’s hilarious to everyone around him when they can all hear this garbage music. He does this on purpose of course. Another reason why Sal needs to be dealt with is his delusions and lies that he forces upon others. Salvatores thinks they are just like Batman. Batman is a dark and edgy superhero who broods over his angsty thoughts, and while Sal may do this on occasion, he is a goofball for the most part. The real problem however, lies in the lies. Sal claims ridiculous tall tales that nobody actually believes Any simpleton could see past Sal’s made up stories To conclude Salvatore is not only a mere criminal, but a genuine problem to society, and though many forces can try, none have been able to stop him.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I liked the photo on your website and so I ordered the mug. You sent it right away, and it looks great!
Arrived carefully packaged
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I ordered 3 of your mugs, with different names on them. There was a typo in the information about the name on the back of each of the mugs. This wasn’t a dealbreaker because the people who received them liked them. However, it would be nice if somebody who has basic proficiency in spelling English words could proofread the script for all of your names before they’re prepared.
Arrived on time. Great packaging. Communication with vendor was top-notch. High quality item.
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Great present for a retiring colleague with custom saying she's known for!
Loved this mug! So unique and you can edit the text to add something unique.
I gave it to my friend who took money from me and never returned.
I love the fact that I was able to customize my name since I've never been able to find anything with my name. The only downside is it's smaller than I thought it would be (I guess I didn't pay much attention to that), wish it was bigger, only about 10 oz total.
It's simply awesome; and plus, the word means a lot.
Really fast and looks great! Took a chance on Christmas gift and it was a success!
Awesome mug feels really nice good weight and color although I think the shade could be a little brighter when it comes to the highlighter yellow, I am still pleased with the outcome and the fact that a whole passage was so neatly printed onto the product, very pleased with the packaging too! That made it so easy to wrap just in time for Christmas. Who knew!!
okay so the mug was mid but when you have a genz meme and give it to one of the most serious people you know then it's pretty funny
Nice mug, great feel‼️
Perfect!
Good quality ceramic cup! Worth the novelty price!
Perfect gift for my gf
Looks great! Came quick
Gave it to my nerd brother. He used it consume liquid
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