Saint Joseph's University

It's a private school that costs a little more than public school. If you got rejected from every halfway decent private and public school in the North and you're one step away from calling Devry, then this may the school for you. The kids who go there are like to pretend that St. Joseph's isn't a total embarrassment, and hope that people will confuse it with other area name brand schools like Temple or The University of Pennsylvania. Basically a last-ditch safety school for lower-middle to middle class white kids who chose this over junior college. The parties are lame and all the girls who go there carry fake designer handbags that they think don't look totally fake. The kids root for their basketball team as they play against other sucky private schools, but in general, there are no decent sports teams. This is not a good school for academics. Leave Pennsylvania and nobody's heard of it.