Sai Baba

Spiritual Guru of India who is the avatar of the present Era for many. HE was kinda bored in his formless omnipresent existance that decided to come down to earth in a little human body to give us a hand in our own path by teaching us advaitha while giving us robes and giving Darshan, thus promoting attachment to his divine form and making the way a lil bit too much. Kinda short and out of Fashion, (orange is so not IN) he has the 'Fro of the jackson five stylist. He can create anything he wants with a movement of his hand (but his real miracle are the transformation of the people hearts- i mean they transform into purity and love, not into other forms of life LOL) and not even a leaf of a tree falls without his will, so dont even bother taking a bath and shaving (not to mention wiping up ur ***). He is homie to a bunch of devotees and several Kashmiri shop keepers. Most followers call him Swami when he has nothing to do with the Swami order, and just because he dresses in orange. Is like calling Darth Vader an Emo because he dresses in black. He teaches universal truth and came to stablish the return of Dharma (part three will be called Dharma Reloaded). He gives us teachings and discourses that we listen and comment and even discuss but we never follow. Most probably he will have to come back a few more times to do Extra-Hours as another Avatar so we can all attain Moksha. Yay Sai Ram